tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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