i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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