How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize