But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Everyone says I win the strip club
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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