I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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