Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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