ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It's never too late to be topless.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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