If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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