I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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