they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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