Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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