woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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