Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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