she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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