just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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