He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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