I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He felt like a one man threesome
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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