i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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