Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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