Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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