It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
