He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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