i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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