He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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