Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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