so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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