ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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