I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
im on a boat
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