Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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