i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Help. Why am I so naked?
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