At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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