I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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