If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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