Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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