The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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