You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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