her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
