I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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