Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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