i was rollin on her like bob the builder
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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