Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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