Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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