Got a toothbrush?
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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