We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My penis needs a shock collar
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