you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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