I want to have your abortion
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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