i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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