It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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