WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Mom said you looked used
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize