Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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