We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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