I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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