Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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